Jay-Z and Solange Knowles Reconcile Via Predictably Bland Press Release

All is well again in Beyoncéland as Jay-Z and Solange Knowles do the superstar version of kissing and making up by issuing the most bland, sterile public statement a PR consultant could possibly craft. At least they acknowledge they did have an elevator fight. Here's the statement:

"As a result of the public release of the elevator security footage from Monday, May 5th, there has been a great deal of speculation about what triggered the unfortunate incident. But the most important thing is that our family has worked through it," reads a joint statement issued to the Associated Press Thursday. "Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family."

The statement continues:
"The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we're no different. We love each other and above all we are family. We've put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same."

So to recap, Beyoncé's got 99 problems, but neither a drunk sister, nor a boorish husband, are one.

Meanwhile today Solange and Beyoncé Attempt to Convince Us That Everything Is Cool via Instagram, on thursday, the singer posted a throwback shot of herself with Bey that looks like your standard '90s Christmas photo, sans caption:

The post came on the heels of a string of family-friendly shots Beyoncé posted on her own Instagram account. Sometimes damage control requires no words.

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Beyoncé even seemed to respond to rumors about bad blood between her and fellow Roc Nation artist Rihanna, who many believe once had an inappropriate relationship with Jay Z. Let Bey clear it up for you:

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All good, y'all! Everyone's cool. Right? Right?