BEAUTY OF THE DAY: Ifunanya Onyechi

I got this email from a reader, who has decided to share his experience with the world on how he met an angel of his life, the interesting part is that today is her birthday. OK now I don't want people sending me messages asking for her contact, I know she is pretty but don't step an inch closer - rat poison awaits you :)

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When old memories refuse to live your brain..like a spam on my memory. One Sunday morning was actually the best for me, A very young teenager like me, actually fell in love and had dangerous crush on a lady. Very funny right? I dressed up and headed for the Sunday mass with my family...

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The service was on when TOC, C.J, Africa, Obo, Dj 911 and Chimdalu Okide walked in, then there comes a strange beautiful face. I had to turn at once to stare again  this time I saw something close to a mermaid  Wow! "fresh fish" I said to myself, I totally had that chilling feeling from my feet up to my brain she was beyond a beautiful girl.

The most interesting part is that she is a new comer. I have to make a fast move before its late. My eyes and attention got stuck on her throughout the service, I totally lost focus. I kept on thinking about the novel I read few days back titled "love at first sight"  Could a star just pass by and ask me to make a wish? I wish to know this girl and have as as my friend, (you can add girl if you want lol) I began to steel  my balls (if I had one then) to walk up to this girl. However my balls failed me that day, I resented on crushing on behind the shadows. 

The next morning, beginning of the week In school, I took my time to dress up, and in front of the mirror practicing and reciting.how to approach the damsel. Trust a Nigga like me, I composed myself and acted all I had practiced earlier on. Her name is Ifunanya, Ifunanya is my first love...Ok now I have to stop... Hello charming beautiful Ifunanya, I know you  are reading this, I just had to celebrate your birthday in a special way because you are special no girl has made me run half mad before. I wish you all the goodies of life, love, long life, more money. I love you, I love you and I love you. 

C. J. Diogu