We’ve been waiting for Beyonce to get pregnant since the summer of 2002. So, how did Beyonce succeed in concealing her pregnancy from the obsessed media and fans for an entire three months!
There’s already speculation Beyonce faked her baby bump; Could Beyonce be faking her ENTIRE PREGNANCY?!
A conspiracy theorist tells HipHopStan.com exclusively, why Beyonce would want to pull off a task such as faking her pregnancy to the WORLD!
Dear HHS,
Here’s my thorough analysis on this whole, “I’m revealing my pregnancy to the media at the MTV awards” fiasco.Get ready to journey into the sorted thinking of a “industry” individual — only for theopen-minded!***READ AT YOUR OWN RISK***By looking at the picture of Beyonce with her bare “pregnant” belly out — pregnant women don’t have a six pack at 3 months! And her “pregnant belly” does not have the dark vertical line that appears on the abdomen during about three quarters of ALL pregnancies. It’s called the Linea nigra.Secondly, Jay-Z and Beyonce would NEVER admit anything openly to the media. We all know this. They believe their personal life should remain quiet and kept personal. Suddenly, she goes in front of paparazzi — place her hands on a swelling “belly” and announce, “I have a surprise!”There have been instances in the past when Beyonce was reported as being pregnant simply because she didn’t re-up the dye on her roots!? Now ask yourself… How did Beyonce, who is followed by paparazzi 24-7, manage to go THREE entire months without ANYONE even speculating that she was pregnant? SIMPLE. Because she’s NOT pregnant!
Now your asking, “Why?”Beyonce has put off pregnancy for this long because of her career. She does not want to damage that body aka the BILLION dollar money maker with affects from a true pregnancy, i.e., the loose skin, the stretch marks, the weight gain, the hemorrhoids, the swollen feet, the darkened skin, a widened nose, and sleep deprivation!Why would Beyonce do something like that? Because people are crazy! Especially, wealthy celebs with POWER who view babies as accessories. Jay-Z and Beyonce will reap benefits behind this world from selling the media on this pregnancy. Kim Kardashian’s wedding, The Royal Wedding, Osama’s death, and the Superbowl is small time compared to this.So now your wondering, “How are they gonna pull this thing off?” HINT: think Brad and Angelina, think what Alicia and Swizz is considering… give up?! Duh… like every other wealthy Hollywood mega couple — there gonna adopt a baby from a foreign country! And they’ll pull it off because the sheep of these days believe ANYTHING and won’t question her fluctuating belly size.Sooo when you see Beyonce’s perfect little cute bundle of joy that popped out a surrogate mom’s womb — then see Beyonce’s body magically return completely to its “pre-baby” status — Remember the conspiracy theorist told you first! This is America’s power couple who turned their relationship into a full blown big money businessventure. We’re looking at entertainment’s first billion dollar power couple — they just put the missing piece in place.
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